Ever since I've had this queen size bed (i used to have a twin size growing up, and then had a double size at college), I've been leaving random objects in my bed and sleeping with them. I dont know if its because the bed's so large and there's room for more, or I'm too lazy to remove the items off my bed at night, but some of them are pretty strange, so id thought it make a pretty funny list.
Dec. 11 - sketchbook, computer, phone, tupperware container, stickers, and a camera case.
Dec. 12 - glasses, phone, 37 cents, cards, 4 pens and a sharpie, a small box, coat, and i did manage to take a pair of pants off my bed before i fell asleep.
Dec. 13 - birth control pills and other pill bottles, computer (thats a common one), 3 cotton balls, an envelope, a nail file, and a scarf.
Dec. 14 - pair of socks, sweatshirt, tank, leggings, etc(clothing), suede protector spray, post it, and bombshell body mist.
Dec. 15 - just a pair of sweatpants and my computer tonight! listening to the dirty heads as i fall asleep...
Dec. 19 - I can tell you who im NOT sleeping with... and that is a 15 year old child.
Dec. 20 - pair of earrings, computer, tshirt, kleenex (ive been suffering of a cold the past couple of days), checkbook, glasses, breathmints.
Dec. 25 - a waterbottle, and my sister. incest is best! lol.
Dec. 30 - shopping bag, scarf, 2 bras, moccasins, camera card, computer, and a pottery barn catalogue
(I would also like to add that every night my mattress wakes up about a foot to the left from the frame every morning. I have no clue what i do when im sleeping, but it sounds like a nightmare... or a party)
No comments:
Post a Comment