Thank You Notes

In honor of Thanksgiving in November, I am going to write one thing I am thankful for everyday in November:

Nov.1 Thank you, Vince, for your heart to hearts. And for that matter, thank you, best friends, for always being there for me.
Nov.2 Thank you, snow plows. There was a blizzard last night so there would be no way I could drive without you.
Nov.3 Thank you, Jimmy Fallon, for giving me a paradigm for my thank you notes in November. (see link... and watch it, cuz you wont know what the hell im talking about... )
Nov.4 Thank you, nailpolish, for hiding my flawed, chipped, and dirty fingernails. You make my hands look beautiful.
Nov.5 Thank you, travel-sized products, for making me feel like a giant whenever I'm on vacation.
Nov.6 Thank you, Green Bay Packers, for STILL being undefeated. And thank you, Chargers, for still scoring, cuz I got free sake-bombs from your points.
Nov.7 Thank you, mystery joint left in hotel room. That's what I call room service! But I am still wondering how you got there.
Nov.8 Thank you, haircuts, for making my hair healthy and shiny. Now I can play with you even more!!
Nov.9 Thank you, flight delays due to mechanical issues with the engine. I just love knowing that if we would have taken off, I could be dead right now.
Nov.10 Thank you, sweet dreams, because I never really appreciated you until I had a horrible nightmare.
Nov.11 Thank you, today, for being 11/11/11 and allowing me to make all the wishes in the world that will probably not come true just because of your number sequence.
Nov.12 Thank you, Starbucks 'skinny' drinks, for allowing me to put on some holiday weight and still not feel guilty about that venti peppermint mocha.
Nov.13 Thank you, Victorias Secret Pink Nation event, for letting me dance and sing without getting in trouble at work.
Nov.14 Thank you, fumbles, for making the Vikings look like they tried even a little bit against the unstoppable Packers. (On second thought, a shutout would have been perfection --friends reference, chandler)
Nov.15 Thank you, diggers and dozers, for making a giant hole in the ground where my house should go. Yay for building!
Nov.16 Thank you, vaseline, for being a multi-tasker. You are my makeup remover, body lotion, face lotion, lip balm, and trust me, much more. I will slather you anywhere! Haha.
Nov.17 Thank you, Sam's Club/Costco, for sharing your holiday samples with me. Free Meal!
Nov.18 Thank you, pay day! (Self-explanatory)
Nov.19 Thank you, white erasers, for not leaving any smudge marks like those pink ones. I mean, I'm not eraser-racist, but c'mon pink! You make all those eraser shavings too! Just try to be whiter... or even blacker. Man, those black erasers will get out anything! They are the ninjas of eraser hierarchy.
Nov.20 Thank you, sore muscles, for letting me know in the most painful way that I did in fact, have a successful workout.
Nov.21 Thank you, socks, for keeping my toes warm during the day. Sorry, but for some reason you are just awkward in bed. If I did ever sleep with you, I was drunk and it meant nothing.
Nov.22 Thank you, cell phone, for being so resilient. I have dropped you and misplaced you so many times and you have still survived. Yes, you many have battle wounds and scars, but you lived though all of my torment and neglect.
Nov.23 Thank you, 8am Turkey Trot, for making me go to bed at a decent hour.
Nov.24 Thank you, Thanksgiving Day, for reminding us all we are thankful for- friends, family, health, and wealth. (And of course turkey, mashed potatoes, vino, and pie!!!)
Nov.25 Thank you, Black Friday Deals, for making otherwise normal people- crazy as fuck.
Nov.26 Thank you, Rob Panza, for showing Rome what its like to be raw, fresh, and awesome back in 2009. Your legend lives on in our holiday christmas cards.
Nov.27 Thank you, fire, for hot showers, warm baths, heated apartments, etc. All which I did NOT have today.
Nov.28 Thank you, Christmas Shopping. I can feel good about giving to others AND buying things for myself while I'm at it!!
Nov.29 Thank you, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, for making every girl watching want to starve herself and become a VS Angel. And to all the guys watching, praying for a nipple slip. Lol
Nov.30 Thank you, Christmas songs, for making my drive to work more joyful and merry (and embarrassing when I find the driver next to me is staring as I'm belting out Josh Groban)!

And that's NOVEMBER!!! Happy Holidays everyone! Hope you have a blessed December. Love is all around.